Holy cow, that WAS a strange dream. For a moment, I wonder where I am. Like when you're traveling and you wake up in a strange hotel room. Was I drinking this morning? For a moment, I can't even remember what day it is. But I am painfully aware that I need to be working. That I should be trying to sell something.
I look at my watch and realize it's already 1 pm. Ughhhh, it's much too late in the day to start prospecting and really get the momentum going. (How's that for rationalization?) I find my blackberry under some blank order forms and notice I have a missed call. Thank goodness, it's from one of my accounts and not my "shrek" looking boss. I decide to return it. Dumb Mistake. It's a customer needing service.
"Oh, your display panel on your system is blank? Did you turn it on? No, I'm not trying to be smart," I hear myself saying. I suddenly feel like asking, "Do I look like the service department? Do you see a BIG service tag with a 1-800 number in three places on your machine?" But better judgment takes over. For a moment I consider calling our customer service department myself for the account but my company "frowns" on that. Instead, I direct them to the number on the system and hang up. I feel enormously proud that I have done some work today. I've earned my minimum wage salary.And then it hits me.... I haven't eaten all day! I head to the kitchen to make myself a sandwich. Scouring the cabinet and refrigerator for food, I'm struck by its emptiness. My whole kitchen seems lonely, like it needs a good friend. I settle instead for a Slimfast bar and resist the urge to dip it in vodka. Thank goodness tomorrow is payday. I'd be starving if I had to live off straight commission. And then it really hits me...
I am one step away from being homeless. Actually worse, I am one step away from living with my mother. 18 months ago I was in the top 10% of ALL the salespeople in my company. Today I am worried about food and eviction notices. I wonder if I have a brain tumor.
"What the mind can conceive, it can achieve!" I mumble to myself. Oh, that sounds like something Dr. Phil would say. I'm pretty sure that guy isn't even really a Doctor. Then I remember my dream.
With a vengeance, I search for my day planner. No I don't use my blackberry to keep appointments. I'm only slightly living in the 21st century. I find the section for notes and write. "What my mind can conceive, it can achieve." I can feel something stir in my soul. And then I write my first goal. "I will sell one device by the end of the month. I except to make $8,000." I add, "When I accomplish this, I will give 10% of the commissions I earn to the Homeless Shelter." I purposefully leave the book open on my desk. And then I decide to write it on 10 pieces of paper to hang around my house. For the first time in a long time I feel hope.
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